Honorary Stupid Face mentions...

a. Renee Zellwegger

Much ink has already been wasted on this puffy-faced, sour-looking trollop, so I'm just gonna say it's unbearable to stare at her face for more than a few seconds. Like the sun.

b. Melanie Griffith

Ugh, this shrill plastic surgery addict has obviously had several litres of collagen poured into her face. She is the proof that Antonio Banderas is as gay as a chinese kite, but he still could have picked a better cover, like fellow spaniard Penelope Cruze. Mrawr!

c. Anthony Hopkins.

I don't know why he didn't head the earlier list, he truly is the most unpleasant-looking actor is the known universe. This sallow-faced leathery ghoul has been playing precisely the same part for two decades. He continually promises to quit acting, and then shows up in dreck like Meet Joe Black. Why God, why? Why must you punish me? I'm a good person.