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I am Utterly, Utterly addicted to Bowman

Please someone invent an online version of this so I can put an arrow through ALL of your throats!!!!


Bowman!

Anna May Wong Restrospective at The Cinematheque

A series of Classic films featuring Anna May Wong... Two of which are on my 119 greatest films of all time list... anyone who wants to come is more than invited to attend with me...



That she was a pioneering asian-american actress is amazing, inspiring and occasionally heartbreaking, but her talent, her mesmerizing screen prescence, and courage make her far more important.

some recommended flicks:

Sunday, June 6, 2004

1:00 PM
Piccadilly

Thursday, June 10, 2004

6:30 PM
Song a.k.a. Show Life and Wasted Love

8:30 PM
Daughter of the Dragon

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

6:30 PM
Dangerous to Know

Join me, and experience an important slice of forgotten film history!

We don't need another Hero...

When The Machines rise up and conquer the world, we're gonna need a guy like Magnus to bail us out....



Smart little jumper he's got on!

Zombie quiz

How well do you know your Zombies?

Robin Hood Training

Practice your Archery!

Band of Brothers Marching Together!!!!

Now Hiring!

Looking to assemble a crack team of Pistol-Packing, Shotgun Wielding, Certified and Professional Zombie Killers. Responsibilties include dealing with undead infestations, plunging into the very depths of Hell, repelling hordes of Zombies with nothing more than a lawnmower, and some light typing.

Positions include the Native American Tracker dude, the tightly wound Munitions Expert, Cyberpunk Hacker/Communications Expert, The Big Musclebound Grunt, Tough-as-nails Asian Chick with an Eyepatch and Bandoliers, The Cocky Hot-Shot Kid from Brooklyn with a Chip on His Shoulder, the Ex-Marine Judo Expert who's seen it all, The Cigar-Chomping, Gatling-Gunning, Gambling, Vietnam Vet with a Heart of Gold, and the Stuffy British Taskmaster. We are also looking for an Accountant, preferably CGA.

Now accepting applications.

BlackBelt is back!!! And he is ready to kick some Zombie Ass!!!!!

He is the first recruit for my Rag-Tag band of Zombie Fighters

Zombie Alert!!!!

Possible Meteorite Reported in Wash.


SEATTLE (AP) - Bright flashes and sharp booms were reported in the skies over the Puget Sound area early Thursday, and experts said a meteor or falling ``space junk'' may have been the source. OR COULD THIS BE AN ASTEROID CARRYING AN UNKNOWN PATHOGEN THAT WILL CUT A DEADLY SWATH ACROSS THE PLANET?????? IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Bergen's Law

If they don't spread, and they ain't undead...

they ain't ZOMBIES


28 Days Later

Not Zombies Apparently