Return of the Flesh-eating blog!!!!!

My apologies to the seven people that read my blog. I have been in Africa for the past seven months, searching for the headwaters of the fabled 'Black Nile'. The magical properties of these waters have long been debated by Scholars of Antiquity. Broussard believes they are a panacea, and can grant eternal life, while Winterbottom claims they restore life to the dead. I personally believe that these precious waters are the only cure for 'Zombism', the dreaded curse of Haiti.



After wandering for days in the depths of the primeval rainforest, we came upon a Motel 6. My God! Never in my life had I experienced such Luxury! Clean sheets, reasonable rates, and the friendly staff was seemed eager to please.



Although my search was unsuccessful, it was very informative. I believe I now know how to interpret the ancient texts properly, and will mount another expedition next year! By god I shall find it!

But until then I shall continue writing for the Allied Press, reporting on this horrible war in Angola.

Professor Barnabas P. Quigglesworth